ROCKET BEARS

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

relative: so, are you dating anyone?
me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
relative: sure!
relative: why are you starting up a video game

gwyndor:

coining the word ‘sadisfaction’ for pleasure derived from making your favourite characters and in turn yourself absolutely miserable

cybugs:

cinematic excellence 

me: goodnight moon
moon: goodnight lil bitch
awwww-cute:

My friend got a new puppy, who seems to be quite a fan of hide and seek

awwww-cute:

My friend got a new puppy, who seems to be quite a fan of hide and seek

silvermoon424:

So you have asked, so you have received. I present to you:

Mamoru Chiba telling dad jokes.